The Video Games Review

Pretty much all rock bands have groupies. A groupie is an individual who devotes all their time, emotion and affection to a band and/or artist to the level of insanity. A groupie will follow their chosen target to each and every touring destination. These men and women will go to the extreme to be near their targeted performer(s). They will do just about anything and everything needed in order to become closer  to the famous entertainer they are stalking. If you are think this sounds like an exciting adventure then read the following directions on how you can become a groupie.

First and foremost you must pick your target. Make sure this is a person that you wouldn’t mind swapping spit and other bodily fluids with. Also make sure that your choice has a long touring schedule ahead of them.  The longer they are on the road the more time you have to dedicate to them.

Secondly, you need to download their repertoire and buy it as well. Buy everything you can find that has anything to do with your target. Make sure you buy and wear as many of their rock bands t shirts as possible. Buying them online will save you some money. Also make sure you have a great body. You might need to hit the gym before you begin your reign of obsessive stalking. A star has many a person to choose from.  Make sure your body is rock’n or they will never think about knock’n.  If you do not have somewhat of a cute face, large breasts, and very tight ass then I suggest you pick a performer who is strung out on his/her drug of choice. This might make matters easier for you. Just make sure discretion is taken before sex.

Thirdly, once at the concert you must find a way into the green room. A green room is the place that an artist and/or band hangs out before and after their performance. Getting into this room is the only way the performer is going to meet and greet you. There are many ways to get into a green room. Money  always can open doors. If you are cashless then find another way in. You could always proposition a radio disc jockey before the show (think Danny Bonaduce). Many times they have green room passes. Remember you need to meet your ‘target.’ Do what you must to get the green room ticket(s) from the disc jockey. I am not suggesting murder or homicide. There are ‘other’ ways to do this. Once inside the green room it is all up to you.  Get your target to notice you.  Don’t make such a scene that you get arrested or kicked out of the green room. You don’t want your target to become afraid of you. You will have many other times on the tour you can catch the attention of your target especially if you have mastered the disc jockey propositioning. Just let your target be aware that you are very into him/her, and that you are pretty much willing to do whatever they want you to do. Most musicians like this as they are very egotistical.

Finally, follow your target on their tour. Make sure you get noticed as much as possible. Wearing heavy metal t shirts or classic rock t shirts will help do the trick. After a few concerts you are sure to meet more of your target’s groupies. You can hang and travel with them from place to place. This will help you save some money. Remember that this is your chosen life goal at the moment. You need to do the best you can to get what you want as legally as possible. Getting arrested and thrown in jail will not help you pursue your life as a groupie.  May you have the best of luck, don’t forget your rock bands t shirts, on your new, exciting adventure.